liam (unearthingbone) wrote,
liam
unearthingbone

Ballad of T.D. Banknorth, Inc.

BALLAD OF T.D. BANKNORTH, INC.
     for Student Checking Account #9021086753

I. Haiku against leprechauns

Ten-digit keeper
of my gold: Please don't be charmed
by glinting grins.

II. Haiku for descending into darkness

Please do not dock me
$25 per transaction
if I overdraw.

III. Haiku for the mighty temptress

You won't seduce me
with promise of kissing with
tongue, Savings Account.

IV. Haiku instructional to identity thieves

Account number list-
ed above will not lead you
to the promised land.
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